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the yo mama joke thread.

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Post by osh Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:00 pm

lets not insult any1, just post em.

heres mine:






Yo
joke is so bad, I shot both you and yo momma! But the bullet got stuck in yo
momma's flubber.





Your
mom is so fat, she shaves with a lawnmower





Yo
mamma is so stupid, that she was working at an m&m factory and she got
fired for throwing away all the m&m's that said W.





yo
momma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job
application.








yo
mama's so dumb she had to DIG for her IQ score





"Your
mama so stupid,when she got locked in a grocery store,she starved to death.





Yo
momma so fat that when she walked past the TV I missed the whole first season
of The Simpsons!








yo
mama so fat, she goes to da beach and the whales start singin " We are Family".





Yo
Mama's so poor, when i went to your house and tried out your skate board, she
shouted, "Hey you! Get off the family Car!"

Yo Mama's ass is so big, when she sits down, she stands 3 feet tall.

Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama's so fat, she went to Sea world to get baptized.

Yo Mama's so fat, even Bill gates couldnt pay for her liposuction.





Yo
mama is so stupid that she tried to kill a shark by drowning it in seawater.

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to kill an eagle by throwing off a cliff.





yo
mommas so fat that when she went into the elevator, she pressed the up button
but the elevator went down.





Your
mamas so stupid she alphabatized her M&Ms.





Your
mamas so stupid she locked her self out of her motorcycle.

Your mamas so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.





Yo
mama's so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her
goodbye!


and the best:

yo mama is so dumb when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids, she yelled, "catch dat twinkey!!!"
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Post by mariofanatic166 Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:24 pm

Honestly, I'm not a fan of Yo Mama jokes. Disagreement

But I'll admit, the very last joke made me break out laughing! Laughing
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Post by Edgar the Alien Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:40 pm

dead baby jokes are better, but that's a matter of preference.
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Post by Sio Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:29 pm

Please find a way to avoid using cuss words. Forumotion doesn't look kindly upon them. I have seen a forum get shut down because of excessive cussing.

P.S. The final joke is awesome!
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Post by Chris Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:34 pm

have none of you heard that last one before? if not, wow.
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Post by Edgar the Alien Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:45 pm

seriously, that one's been overused since like 4th grade for me.
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Post by Sio Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:52 pm

I don't like YMJ that much. I avoid them actually.
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Post by mariofanatic166 Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:39 pm

Sio wrote:I don't like YMJ that much. I avoid them actually.

Same here... Happy
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Post by SmashFiles Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:05 am

I've heard the last one, but it was edited a little from what i've heard.
either way, i dont like them.
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Post by Mech Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:09 pm

Should'nt his be moved somewhere else? I don't think it fits very well in general.
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Post by Sio Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:13 pm

I don't see anywhere else fitting...
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Post by SmashFiles Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:24 pm

THe Crap Box
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Post by Sio Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:29 pm

Yeah. I'll move it. Moved.
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