Break a Wish

OK so here's how it works...

You make a wish, it can be pretty much anything

Then the next poster "breaks" the wish

Then the person who broke the wish can make their wish and then someone else breaks and so on.

Here's an example:

Poster 1: I wish i had a million dollars
Poster 2: Granted but Mario throws a fireball and burns it, i wish i had a dog
Poster 3: granted but it gets hit by a car, i wish i had an ipod
AND SO ON!


I'll start...
I wish I had a car

Granted but it's not fuel efficient.

I wish that everytime someone said lol, they'd feel nauseous.

Granted but you say it so much you pass out.

I wish that Charlie's binder would perish and never be anywhere again.

Granted but it goes inside of Smash's binder, and becomes twice as terrible.


I wish my cat dreamed of spatulas.

Granted but Haruhi's powers and given to it and it makes a spatula and attacks people with it. That cat scares me...It has an aura...

I wish that the SmashFiles banner had Haruhi in it.

granted but whoever looks at it dies the next day.

i wish i had a pet headcrab.

Granted but it turns you into a headcrap zombie!
I wish that someone morphed all video games into one to create a game of utter chaos.

granted but it costs 50 bucks for each game that was put inside it

i wish i hadnn't wished what im wishing for now

Granted but your use of the pluperfect caused a time paradox.


I wish that I had all the silly t-shirts in the world.

Granted but the silly t-shirts offended people and they snuck into your house and burned them.

granted, but nobody knows what you said so it than turned into a pime taradox

I wish for another wish

granted, but the wish you make ends of making another Pime Taradox, which commbinese with the other one, and all scienteists say that the world will end tomarrow.

I wish I knew what I'd do yesterday, since the world's gonna end tomarrow.

Granted but it doesn't end till tuesday.


I wish I cou

:l

Huh? Granted but the confusion of your wish kills Chuck Norris.

I wish that the wish I made from the email I sent to some people comes true...

Granted but you're a terrible person for giving into chain letters.


I wish I had a Toyota Mazda that ran on dreams and starlight.

Granted, but it ran on your dreams, which means you can never sleep again

I wish i could end the world by falcon punching all the flamers in the world

Granted but you die from the end of the world.

I wish I had some pocky...

granted, but i don't know what pocky is, so i give you a brand new toilet

I wish Sio would continue to watch haruhi

granted but i dont no wat da hell ur talking about so it opened a emit xodarap.

i wish dis thread wuz locked, its boring.

Granted.

Locked.

But I unlock it again.

Unlocked.

I wish Smash wouldn't use my name...

Granted, but he forgets, and starts calling you by your name again.

I Wish I failed at video games....

Granted and your lack of gaming skills made you go emo and cut yourself.

I wish I had Sibelius on my computer...Using my parents' can be a nuisance...

Granted but you don't know what it is like me.


I wish that Smash's camera didn't suck so much.

granted, but my dad won't let me use it D:

i wish osh wouldn't post in a topic he didn't like and spelt words right :/

Granted but he went inactive.

I wish I didn't have to make the tag video...